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Monday, September 19, 2011

Ardddddd booooyzzzz




So I made it to the semis on my first try :D
It was pretty sweet, and sorry it took me so long to do this its on my i pod.


First opponent:
Guard
He took first
His son plays DE so he knows what to do...



Board I JUST LOVE ALL THIS LOSB TERRAIN! (sarcasm)







His deployment








My deployment

Fail seize fml

He shoots manticore at clump of raider (right)

Explodes one

Kills 2
Pinned

Explodes another
Kills 2

Immob other

Incubi raider survived

Hell hounds second squad kills 6

Stuns ravager with chimera

Executioner blows right lance off ravager

Explodes Wych raider

Ratlings kill one Wych


My turn

Kill chimera with trueborn
Explodes
3 die
Pinned


Other trueborn
Wreck vendetta

Venom into guard squad
They have a 2+ cover so I Just concede as this is ridiculous and kind of makes me hate my life >_<

He gets full points because he deserved it.

We ended up playing it out and I got tabled turn 4




Round 2

I GOT A BYE! yay army pics



















Yeah theres a F***ing trench for the guard guy to hump...














I think that guy on the left was hulksmash































I was salivating wanting to play this dude....



















Only real d bags hide manticores behind mushroom clouds...







Slow play anyone?













This guy was cool


Playing tau because he was open

1500 points

No list for him
Archon
Haemie

Blaster born x4 x2
in venoms

3x warrior squads blaster venom

Wyches hekanizer razorflails raider

Ravager
Ravager

Razorwing


1500

Capture an control
Pitched battle







My deployment

Me first








His deployment








My movement

Shooting:
Kill shield drone with 5 venoms
On broadside

Kill 2 suits with other stuff (broad sides)
They run off Board

Razorwing shoots suits on left
Kills
Drone
Commander
And wounds one
They run off board








His movement:


His shooting:
Venom (tan) 2 marker lights

Hammer head solid shots ravager

And does immobilized to it

6 marker lights on my razorwing








Movement:


Wyches disembark

Shooting

Hammer head gets lanced explodes

Venom kills 2 FW

ASSAULT FW
Kill 3 -.-

He hits back and does nothing
They stay!







Assault:

His
Turn

Moves d fish up








Movement:

Shooting:

FW into bone venom
Glance/pen
Explodes

His assault, I kill FW
consolidate 1








My movement :
Burp

Shooting
Kill two drones

Kill 4 FW from venom


Assault
Assault his DF
Dischargers kill one
Stun it







Assault:

His turn
Shooting:

Marker lights on ravager
Fire warriors
Glance
I save it

Assault
My wyches
Wreck d fish







Assault:

My turn 4







Movement:

Shooting he saves Dfish

4 splinters into FW
Wiped out

Wyches run 5

Assault FW
I catch them


His turn bottom 4
His movement

His shooting kills razorwing with FW

My turn:








MOVEMENT:
Set up for contests

Trueborn kills themselves and runs way >_<

Shooting:
Killed devil fish

Killed fire warior squad

He
Concedes

Great opponent, fairly new but I
Think he knew what he was doing.

I buy an Arnold Palmer and enjoy it quietly...mhmhmh yum...



Oh look this FRAQING TABLE AGAIN!







Playing nids








My deployment







His deployment:

Kinda castling my flotilla







My movement:


Shooting:

2 wounds to tyrant

I kill one hive guard brood (this game made me realize how much i can shoot)

his reserves:
He gets
Trygon
Zoies
Gaunts in pod

His movement:






Stealers run

Zoies warp blast ravager

Trygon nukes Wych raider

Spore immos black venom

Devil gaunts wreck blaster bron venom


We got table quarters for the random mission.

My movement:
I shuffle so he can't assault

Uh I kill spore minex2
Blast devilgaunts with monoscythes
Assault trygon
Assault stealers
Assault zoies



His turn
He gets Trygons


He spawns 11 gaunts







Movement:

Trygon does nothing to incubi raider

Blows venom with hive guard

Fleets stealers 2

Alright my notes decided to delete them selves and I don't have pics so.

I vaporized/poisoned one trygon, incubied another to little bitz, got charged by stealers on a combined Wych/haemie/incubi/duke siliscus squad and chopped them to bits.

I flew a raider over to his quarter and it got owned because I rolled 3 1s for saves

I blew away the rest of his gaunts in assault, and the rest in shooting.

Tervigon charged a squad and died too.

He ended up with a minor victory because for some reason I can't remember i have vehicles.

Great day in all (other then almost getting killed walking to the mcdonalds across the street -.-).

I found when i really try, I don't even joke with my opponents and enter this weird "death check list" of what needs to die horribly. It's quite effective, I also learned to hate guard!!!!!

And last thing, with my DE I need to play to kill stuff not for the missions most of the time i found. It really changes my view on the game.

Thanks to Jeff for letting me borrow his DE crap so I could actually play!


Lists will be posted later

-I'm out

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